Archive: Banner Saga 3 Review

The world is ending, and the Saga will end with it, one way or the other.

Archive: If The Skull Spider Monster That Appears at 39 Seconds in Devil Daggers were your boyfriend

If The Skull Spider Monster That Appears at 39 Seconds in Devil Daggers were your boyfriend, a lot of things would be different.

New Article: If the Skull Spider Monster That Appears at 39 Seconds in Devil Daggers Were Your Boyfriend

I have written my first article for Zam, and it is about what it would be like if the Skull Spider Monster That Appears at 39 Seconds in Devil Daggers Were Your Boyfriend. I have done this as a parody/loving homage to the Toast's old "If X Were Your Y" series, which was already being expanded and … Continue reading New Article: If the Skull Spider Monster That Appears at 39 Seconds in Devil Daggers Were Your Boyfriend →

New Piece at The Ontological Geek: The Hearthstone Hover

I wrote a short piece about the little orange glow that surrounds a card if your opponent is looking at it, and why it's the best part of Hearthstone: http://ontologicalgeek.com/the-hearthstone-hover/

A Brief History of #boatfacts

There's a question people keep asking me. Every time a friend of mine pulls me aside in a bar and asks me this question, I feel a tingly sensation and get at least a tenth of an inch taller. There is always a sense of confusion, embarrassment, and maybe even a hint of terror in … Continue reading A Brief History of #boatfacts →

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it'll be better if eight-paragraph posts go here rather than on facebook