New Article: If the Skull Spider Monster That Appears at 39 Seconds in Devil Daggers Were Your Boyfriend

I have written my first article for Zam, and it is about what it would be like if the Skull Spider Monster That Appears at 39 Seconds in Devil Daggers Were Your Boyfriend.

I have done this as a parody/loving homage to the Toast’s old “If X Were Your Y” series, which was already being expanded and played with on the pages of Zam. I have also written this as an experiment in trying to translate the mechanics of the Skull Spider Monster That Appears at 39 Seconds in Devil Daggers into the mechanics of a relationship.

I have also also written this because sometimes I get weird ideas, and this time, I found a place that was interested in publishing my weird ideas. Read and enjoy!