2019

Welcome back to the Silliest Take of the Week, the thing I do most Sundays instead of the mounting pile of dishes in the sink!

The Silliest Take of the Week: 9/8/2019

Welcome back to the Silliest Take of the Week, my (mostly) weekly attempt to avoid pulling out my hair in horror at the sight of the silly things people say on the Internet.

The Silliest Take of the Week: 9/1/2019

After a few weeks in which either the Takes were insufficiently Silly or I was insufficiently rested, here is a week which delivered bounties.

The Silliest Take of the Week: 8/11/2019

Welcome back to the Silliest Take of the Week, my weekly roundup of some of the silliest things people have said on the Internet!

The Silliest Take of the Week: 8/4/2019

Welcome back to The Silliest Take of the Week Project, my weekly attempt to stave off the existential horror of everyday existence by mocking bad writing on the Internet.

The Silliest Take of the Week: 7/28/2019

Returning from its long absence (look, it's been a weird year for me), it's THE SILLIEST TAKE OF THE WEEK PROJECT.

The Silliest Take of the Week: 4/1/2018

Silliness in Takes, sadly, did not take Holy Week off.

The Silliest Take of the Week: 3/25/2018

You didn't think I'd forgotten about this project, did you? No, the Silliest Take of the Week Project may hibernate from time to time, like a great bear, but it always returns.

Several Opinions about the Oscars

What follows are Several Opinions about the Oscars, All of Which Are My Opinion.

The Silliest Take of the Week: 8/27/2017

This one's on time!

First, today, we have three full-length Silly Takes, all published on August 25th, when the stars apparently aligned and Writers of Takes from across the political spectrum felt a dark compulsion to opine wildly about pop culture. Finally, our Silliest Take this week is one of my favorites: short, sweet, and perfect.